Duck with a Dick

Ideal as a gift for those cheeky loved ones who who have it all.

Adorn your tub with this surprising little rubber duck. Bobbing away innocently in the water, pluck him out to reveal his sizeable manhood!

Bathtime will never be the same again.

Standard Delivery (UK Mainland): £2.95

• Courier: Royal Mail Tracked 48
• Estimated Delivery Time:  5-7 business days

Express Delivery (UK Mainland): £4.95

• Courier: Royal Mail Tracked 24
• Estimated Delivery Time: 3–5 business days

Tax Information:

• England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and all islands (excluding Guernsey and Jersey): VAT and any applicable sales taxes are included in the price and collected at checkout.
• Guernsey and Jersey: Prices exclude VAT, and local duties or taxes may apply upon delivery.

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We offer a 30-day return policy for your peace of mind. If your purchase was made within the last 30 days, you can return it for a refund.

To be eligible, items must be unopened, unused, and in their original, re-saleable condition, including all tamper-resistant seals, packaging, and cellophane intact.

For detailed information, please visit our Returns & Refunds page.